- My roommate got the flu. I lysoled everything. Now she is almost cured. I am a magic doctor.
- Scenario: It's raining. It is two minutes past one o' clock. Campus is deserted. You are late for class. And you need to pee more than anything else in the world. What to do?
- Don't read the Hunger Games before you go to bed, especially if you are sleeping in another room alone because your roommate is in your room with the flu.
- Last week was scholarship weekend. We drew obnoxious tattoos on ourselves with permanent markers to scare the previewers.
- Also, Baba Larve showed up and gave some of her wisdom to a previewer. The previewer was...thankful [scared].
- (It's been proven that scaring previewers a little bit makes them want to come back because they think we are fun. And we are.)
- Getting dressed to Spanish music is a good idea.
- Atlanta is too crowded and hard to drive through.
- I thank the Lord for cute boys who "accidentally" throw footballs at you at the park.
- It's fun to sing in Swahili onstage.
- I wish I could fly.
- The first paper of the semester is always the hardest to write, because for the first few hours of working on it, you realize that you've forgotten how to do it.
- I am scared to death of becoming a teacher because my classes this semester say teachers need to work 405984058 hours of the day [that's not completely true, and isn't possible, but it's close].
- Scenario: you are playing hide-and-go-seek with some children you babysit. One is hiding in the corner. You spot her, and she says, "Pause! I have to go to the bathroom!"....You reach for her hand...."I can't get up!".......You think Oh no....she screams, "I'm peeing! I'm peeing!"
- Last night, I said Time is going by too fast, Lord. He replied, Savor it, but let it go.
This kind of thing happens all the time.
Off to the park....in January
Precious girls from my high school small group....
....visiting the beautiful woman who used to mentor us (AND SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A BABY!!).
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